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Objective: World Domination
Motive: Evil - It's our nature
Stage One: To begin my plan, we must first Assassinate a Famous Actor/Actress (Zohan!). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger? That is what they will say.
Stage Two: Next, we shall seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to us, begging to do our every bidding. The name of DOOMD will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser organizations whisper the name in terror.
Stage Three: Finally, we will Reveal to the World your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's (well most men, after all, DOOMD is not scared of anything) Comprehension. This will all be done from the Underground Secret Headquarters of DOOMD, an excellent choice if I might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect us as their new rulers.Trust me, it'll all come together in the end.
This plan was created with the help of Giff, thanks Giff!
Bri: Would the CIA consider this plan terrorism?
Nope, they could only charge us with is treason (it pays to have a lawyer in the family) which is a felony so we can go to federal jail, the prisons are a lot nicer. But that is only if we fail, plus if we get to stage two, we can shutdown all electronics until the president gives us full pardons to any crimes we commit. In other word I've thought this all out. Stage one is just because the movie was horrible... and to be known. Another bonus is that the 'corporate suits' will have excellent defense attorneys. So we are untouchable legally, the only thing they can do to us is illegal, which is why step one is actually important. If the public knows we exist, they can't have us killed and our bodes dumped somewhere in the ocean.
So the only way that they could stop us after stage two, would be A) impeach the president or B) hire a third party to assassinate us.
'A' would do very little to stop because by the time the House agreed to impeach him, phase three would be in motion, making us unstoppable.
'B' is imposable because their are only three third party's that could stop us. First, would be the Assassins guild, I am a member therefor, they can not assassinate me. Second, is a terrorist organization, but no terrorist organization would help because A) we bought them off and B) they hate the US, and would rather see it under a new ruling party. The only other group that could stop us would be...*suspense*....someone on the inside of our group, and no one would do that because they will have a very high position in the 'new order,' plus we kill on site if you are proved to have or be in the act of committing treason against Empress Tay-Tay and her loyal followers. Either than those three groups there
isn't anyone who can stop us.Bri: Would the CIA consider this plan terrorism?
Nope, they could only charge us with is treason (it pays to have a lawyer in the family) which is a felony so we can go to federal jail, the prisons are a lot nicer. But that is only if we fail, plus if we get to stage two, we can shutdown all electronics until the president gives us full pardons to any crimes we commit. In other word I've thought this all out. Stage one is just because the movie was horrible... and to be known. Another bonus is that the 'corporate suits' will have excellent defense attorneys. So we are untouchable legally, the only thing they can do to us is illegal, which is why step one is actually important. If the public knows we exist, they can't have us killed and our bodes dumped somewhere in the ocean.
So the only way that they could stop us after stage two, would be A) impeach the president or B) hire a third party to assassinate us.
'A' would do very little to stop because by the time the House agreed to impeach him, phase three would be in motion, making us unstoppable.
'B' is imposable because their are only three third party's that could stop us. First, would be the Assassins guild, I am a member therefor, they can not assassinate me. Second, is a terrorist organization, but no terrorist organization would help because A) we bought them off and B) they hate the US, and would rather see it under a new ruling party. The only other group that could stop us would be...*suspense*....someone on the inside of our group, and no one would do that because they will have a very high position in the 'new order,' plus we kill on site if you are proved to have or be in the act of committing treason against Empress Tay-Tay and her loyal followers. Either than those three groups there
Lightning: Why can't we just kill all the actors from the Twilight movies instead of Zohan for part 1? Oh yeah, no extremely intelligent people would care.
Light: You are right, no one likes Adam anymore...
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