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| Jul 20 2009, 10:00 PM EDT (current) | day_fire | 1 word deleted |
| May 5 2009, 7:28 PM EDT | day_fire | 73 words added |
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Please note that there will be one added once a day until we run out of things we hate, which will take quite a number of days. The person that adds it, will do so in their color.
| Term | Definition |
| Anvil Humor | Light: Dropping an anvil on someones head is mildly funny, but I can think of much better ways to kill a person. Wind: Dunno. Maybe something from Monty Python or something... Unless it already is. |
| Anarchy | Light: A situation in which there is a total lack of organization or control. Their should always be some kind of control, preferably Evil leadership. The only time their shouldn't be control is when you are transitioning governments, once again preferably evil leadership. |
| Cats | Light: I have nothing against felines in general, I just hate the common house cat. Water: Bad Light! No... kitties are awesome :) Wind: Mr. Whiskers (my cat, and NO I did not name him) will kill you for saying that. You. Die. Now. Light: Sorry, I just dislike house cats. Lightning:Cats are the best!! Rascal & Ripley (my kitties) will help Mr. Whiskers kill you for that. Light: Hum... I think I should mention now that I have a dog and she could so take cats! Fire: I like cats Lightning:Cats can take on any dog any time with superior intelligence (Warriors book five for proof). |
| Auditions | Wind: Oh yeah. Evil stuff, I tell you. Light: Never a good thing. Lightning:I know you get all ready and have it down perfectly but then mess up just a little and don't end up getting anything except embarrassed! Light: Or start laughing uncontrollably *CoughWaterCough.* Water: You know, Light, there are somethings you would be better of not mentioning... (The next day, Light was scattered across the empire. His hands and feet in Dani's territory, his arms and legs in Kitty's, his torso was tossed into the blackness of Vicky's domain... poor Light's head currently sits near my throne. He, inspire of this all, is not dead... for I have allowed his brain full consciousness while I slowly torture him as he waits for redemption.) Light: Ah... Empress, you always did have a flair for the dramatic. *Literally drags himself together* but, then again that's why we follow you. Water: NO DRAGGING! You are stuck like that till I say otherwise. Light: You said 'otherwise'!!! That counts as permission! Lightning: I don't want his arms and legs though (pouts). Light: I agree, you shouldn't scatter your security officer. Fire: aww but scattering the security officer is so much fun!!!! *pouts* |
| Barret | Light: You all know who I'm talking about, i think I really freaked him out though! I told him that MegMeg's nickname was Fire, and when he asked why I told him it was because: "Well, I didn't say she would attack you psychically. Let's just say her last ex-boyfriend (officially) went insane and burned down his house, with himself inside (the cops say the strange thing was it seems that he was tied up, but they cant be to sure considering he was nothing but cinders after that), she's had the nickname fire!" Lightning:Real mature Light. Real mature. Light: Thar's why I'm here remember. Fire: Damnit Presto! you weren't supposed to tell anyone that! Light: Hey I know its before the courts and all, but still we've riged it all so it should be fine. Fire: It better be or you will no longer see the Light of day! (tee hee hee) |
D-G
| Term | Definition |
| Fluffiness | Light: An adjective that makes things overly cute. Wind: A name I actually considered giving to a pet. Light: What kind of pet? Wind: A cat. And dog. :) Light: Which one? Wind: I said I considered, so both. Light: Okay, who chose Mr.Whiskers then? Wind: The person who gave him to us. Lightning:That person has problems. Light: I second that motion. |
| Freelancing | Light: Don't steal jobs, join the union! (That's to all the freelancing assassins out there!) Wind: And ninjas disguised as hobos. Light: Hum... okay. Ninja hobos? Wind: Yeah. Over 80% of the hobos you see on the street are ninjas. It's the easiest disguise there is. Light: Hum... It does sound like an easy disguise. |
| Dogs | Light: Who added this? They are amazing creatures, very loyal! Fire: Dogs are cool Lightning:Cats are soooooooooo much better!!! (I did not add this...) Fire: u sure about that? the not adding this part, i mean |
| Elijah | Lightning:Annoying and enjoys picking people up. (Kicking is advised!!) Fire: He's okay sometimes. not all of the time but he's pretty cool but he does need to die. |
| Drama | Light: Nuff' said. Fire: AMEN to that!!!!!! |
H-L
| Term | Definition |
| Loooove | Wind: That's love with four . Four is an unlucky number. ' said. Light: Not four , three maybe but never four. Seven would work that would make it especially luck, an odd number AND it's seven! Wind: uh! Four is the EVILEST number there is! It sounds like "death" when pronounced in Chinese. And eight is the luckiest. Light: Explain please. Wind: I just did. Light: I don't get it. If four is the evil number (why?) then shouldn't we like that number? Why is eight the lucky number? Wind: This proves that you are still suffering from post-side effects from the potion. YOU ARE NOT CHINESE. Therefore, you do not understand the horrors of the number 4. Eight is deemed as wealth and "wholeness." Light: Duh! I'm not a cobra striker (Chinese for those of you -acquainted with the term)! |
| Jocks | Water: Dumb retarded people, normally sports "stars"... often seen with Preps Light: Come on if they have an undergarment named after them then their hated by everyone! Wind: Of course only PRESTO can think of something like that. Lightning:Usually found with the likewise and equally stupid Prep. Warning! Extended contact with one can rot your brain. Light: It's what happened to me! Fire:I think some of them are nice Lightning: Some, but not a high percentage. Fire: I actually know a lot of really nice jocks. *coughcoughmyboyfriendcoughcough* |
M-Q
| Term | Definition |
| Mondays | Light:The day of the week that destroys the weekend. Wind: No...actually, the weekends basically are already destroyed for me. By my violin lesson. And rehearsals for Orchestra (which are not going on in the summer, by the way!). Light: Good for you! Fire: MONDAYS NEED TO JUST JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF AND GO DIE!!!!!!!! |
| Preps | Light:Those stupid perky people I'm forced to share a Gym class with! They are generally air heads, they travel in packs and are much like a pride of lions. (A pride of lions? More like a gaggle of geese.) Wind: People. With. Lots. Of. Big. Unnecessary. Over Stuffed. Heavy. Purses. Thanks...you guys. Lightning:Over confidant retards who offer no support to the world at all. Light: I disagree! They make non-preps feel smart. Fire: Hahaha good point! You know whats funny now though. non preps rule the school now cause there are more of us than them. Light: Well, how many people are actually in band (over 150) and how many try out for cheer? Fire: not all preps are cheerleaders or try out for cheerleading |
| Mrs. Hyman's Exams | Wind: I think my brain died from that. (I'm still scared to go on to see what I'd make on that...oh god.) Water: Pure evil and impossible to pass Light: *Shrugs Shoulders* I didn't have to take it, but from what I heard it was impossible hard. Bri: *Brain Explosion* Lightning:I thought I was going to get a D or F, but I did O.K. Light: O.K.? Lightning:Yeah. My parents didn't kill me. |
| Presidential Addresses | Light: When El-Prezidente interrupts my favorite TV shows to tell me a bunch of bullshit I already know! Fire: I have never seen a presidential adress. Ever. Is that weird? |
| Picked up, being | Sensei: The act of someone causing you to be in your most vulnerable position for attack. Balance is essential when it comes to hand to hand combat, this throws your balance off. A lot. Light: I'll say one word, and I just need a 'yes' or 'no'... Elijah? Lightning:Who else. It is fun to kick him though. :) Light: True, I think the Empress does enjoy that. Fire: I have decided that it depends on who picks u up. Elijah is a HELL TO THE F****** NO!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posers | Lightning:Stupid people that should just be themselves cause you make more people hate you. My sister is one, she tries to act preppy and goth.What the ****!!! Light: So that's what was wrong with her, I thought she was just slow! Fire: I want to know why some people just try to be someone their not! ? Why can't we just be ourselves? Why do people try to be someone their not? It is sooo much easier to be yourself. I just don't understand. |
R-Z
| Term | Definition |
| Sneezing | Light: An unstoppable annoying bodily function that is also a surefire way to get yourself discovered on a stealth mission. Wind: When your heart stops for a second; when you are the most vulnerable (to the Devil, as they say). Fire: Oh my Dani really? Light: Truth be told, I think people would enjoy it more if it wasn't associated with being sick. Fire: well maybe when u sneeze u are trying to get rid of sickness? i really dont know i am just throwing something out there for everyone to think about. (no one got the oh my dani joke?) |
| You don't mess with the Zohan | Light: HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way to many sex jokes!!!!! I will NEVER watch that movie again! You couldn't pay me to see that movie again! Water: I mean, there weren't any GOOD sex jokes. It was all mindless humor. Light: True. Wind: WHO PICKED THAT?!?!?!?!?!?! !!!!!! THAT WAS A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD MONEY. That can be used to save wolves. And starving children in Africa. Light: Save the wolves, and starving Africans? Dani are you having a humanitarian moment? Wind: No, I'm always like this. It's part of the deal when I became God. Plus, I like wolves. :O Light: Wolves are pretty awesome. But is there an organization for that? I've heard of 'Save The Whales,' but never 'Save The Wolves.' We should start one! Wind: Believe me, there are MILLIONS of them. I'm in one. Fire: It was bad. Lightning: I didn't see it. Was it that bad?! Light: I think I speak for all of us when I saw that not even Empress Tay-Tay in her infinite wisdom could discover a word suitable for the level of bad this movie was. Fire: DAMN!!!!!! |
| Yorkie Terriers | Water: Dog my mom loves. I don't even consider them dogs, they are more rodent like than anything else. Lightning: Bouncing, Yapping Rats, nothing more to say.It bit me when I tried to pet it. Fire: That sucks |
| Sprained Ankles | Light: One of my least favorite injures! They don't so much harm you as make you slow, therefor easier to catch. Fire: Well they can hurt but your right it is just mostly uncomfortable. |
| Tomatoes | Light: I still haven't forgiven them, they made me make a 95% on a quiz in first grade! How was I suppose to know that they're are fruit!? We put them in the veggie draw! Quite being posers!! Fire: They have seeds. Vegetables don't. |
| Spelling | Why can't all words just be !? P.S. I know its spelled wrong! Lightning:I know! I suck at spelling. |
| Siblings (sisters) | Lightning:Whoever invented siblings should have their eyes torn out. Light: Same as the guy who came-up with homework. Fire: I actually like my brother. Your sister is just ! so it's not all siblings just her. |
| Twilight | Lightning:Vampires are ment to burn up in sunlight not go all glittery and glowy. Fire: Very true. if you're going to write a vampire novel make them real! |
