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The List Of People, That Will Mysteriously Disappear...

day_fire — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:03:02 CDT

These are the people that will Mysteriously disappear, anyone can add, but make sure you put a reason!

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Barret Livesay	Light: He has me called a lair! He must pay!!!! Fire: he also called you an idiot and he is annoying. Light: Yes, but lets face it, he's not the first, and if everyonre that called me an idiot was put on this list, ever member of DOOMD would be here. Being called a lier is something I just can't stand! Fire: very good point. but still i hate him sooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Elijah Baker	Fire: he is annoying and he picks people up against their will.

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Jo Myers	Lightning:My stupid, airhead, poser, *#@$%# sister. Fire: is it bad if i agree with you?

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Nathan Ferguson	Fire: untill he decides that he is going to be good and stop being stupid, he needs to go away for a while! stupid jackass. i wanted it to work but nooooooo! he just has to be a stupid 18 year old boy!

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Things we HATE!!!!!!!!!

day_fire — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:00:06 CDT

Please note that there will be one added once a day until we run out of things we hate, which will take quite a number of days. The person that adds it, will do so in their color.

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Term	Definition
Anvil Humor	Light: Dropping an anvil on someones head is mildly funny, but I can think of much better ways to kill a person. Wind: Dunno. Maybe something from Monty Python or something... Unless it already is.
Anarchy	Light: A situation in which there is a total lack of organization or control. Their should always be some kind of control, preferably Evil leadership. The only time their shouldn't be control is when you are transitioning governments, once again preferably evil leadership.
Cats	Light: I have nothing against felines in general, I just hate the common house cat. Water: Bad Light! No... kitties are awesome :) Wind: Mr. Whiskers (my cat, and NO I did not name him) will kill you for saying that. You. Die. Now. Light: Sorry, I just dislike house cats. Lightning:Cats are the best!! Rascal & Ripley (my kitties) will help Mr. Whiskers kill you for that. Light: Hum... I think I should mention now that I have a dog and she could so take cats! Fire: I like cats Lightning:Cats can take on any dog any time with superior intelligence (Warriors book five for proof).
Auditions	Wind: Oh yeah. Evil stuff, I tell you. Light: Never a good thing. Lightning:I know you get all ready and have it down perfectly but then mess up just a little and don't end up getting anything except embarrassed! Light: Or start laughing uncontrollably CoughWaterCough. Water: You know, Light, there are somethings you would be better of not mentioning... (The next day, Light was scattered across the empire. His hands and feet in Dani's territory, his arms and legs in Kitty's, his torso was tossed into the blackness of Vicky's domain... poor Light's head currently sits near my throne. He, inspire of this all, is not dead... for I have allowed his brain full consciousness while I slowly torture him as he waits for redemption.) Light: Ah... Empress, you always did have a flair for the dramatic. Literally drags himself together but, then again that's why we follow you. Water: NO DRAGGING! You are stuck like that till I say otherwise. Light: You said 'otherwise'!!! That counts as permission! Lightning: I don't want his arms and legs though (pouts). Light: I agree, you shouldn't scatter your security officer. Fire: aww but scattering the security officer is so much fun!!!! pouts
Barret	Light: You all know who I'm talking about, i think I really freaked him out though! I told him that MegMeg's nickname was Fire, and when he asked why I told him it was because: "Well, I didn't say she would attack you psychically. Let's just say her last ex-boyfriend (officially) went insane and burned down his house, with himself inside (the cops say the strange thing was it seems that he was tied up, but they cant be to sure considering he was nothing but cinders after that), she's had the nickname fire!" Lightning:Real mature Light. Real mature. Light: Thar's why I'm here remember. Fire: Damnit Presto! you weren't supposed to tell anyone that! Light: Hey I know its before the courts and all, but still we've riged it all so it should be fine. Fire: It better be or you will no longer see the Light of day! (tee hee hee)

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Fluffiness	Light: An adjective that makes things overly cute. Wind: A name I actually considered giving to a pet. Light: What kind of pet? Wind: A cat. And dog. :) Light: Which one? Wind: I said I considered, so both. Light: Okay, who chose Mr.Whiskers then? Wind: The person who gave him to us. Lightning:That person has problems. Light: I second that motion.
Freelancing	Light: Don't steal jobs, join the union! (That's to all the freelancing assassins out there!) Wind: And ninjas disguised as hobos. Light: Hum... okay. Ninja hobos? Wind: Yeah. Over 80% of the hobos you see on the street are ninjas. It's the easiest disguise there is. Light: Hum... It does sound like an easy disguise.
Dogs	Light: Who added this? They are amazing creatures, very loyal! Fire: Dogs are cool Lightning:Cats are soooooooooo much better!!! (I did not add this...) Fire: u sure about that? the not adding this part, i mean
Elijah	Lightning:Annoying and enjoys picking people up. (Kicking is advised!!) Fire: He's okay sometimes. not all of the time but he's pretty cool but he does need to die.
Drama	Light: Nuff' said. Fire: AMEN to that!!!!!!

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Loooove	Wind: That's love with four . Four is an unlucky number. ' said. Light: Not four , three maybe but never four. Seven would work that would make it especially luck, an odd number AND it's seven! Wind: uh! Four is the EVILEST number there is! It sounds like "death" when pronounced in Chinese. And eight is the luckiest. Light: Explain please. Wind: I just did. Light: I don't get it. If four is the evil number (why?) then shouldn't we like that number? Why is eight the lucky number? Wind: This proves that you are still suffering from post-side effects from the potion. YOU ARE NOT CHINESE. Therefore, you do not understand the horrors of the number 4. Eight is deemed as wealth and "wholeness." Light: Duh! I'm not a cobra striker (Chinese for those of you -acquainted with the term)!
Jocks	Water: Dumb retarded people, normally sports "stars"... often seen with Preps Light: Come on if they have an undergarment named after them then their hated by everyone! Wind: Of course only PRESTO can think of something like that. Lightning:Usually found with the likewise and equally stupid Prep. Warning! Extended contact with one can rot your brain. Light: It's what happened to me! Fire:I think some of them are nice Lightning: Some, but not a high percentage. Fire: I actually know a lot of really nice jocks.

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Mondays	Light:The day of the week that destroys the weekend. Wind: No...actually, the weekends basically are already destroyed for me. By my violin lesson. And rehearsals for Orchestra (which are not going on in the summer, by the way!). Light: Good for you! Fire: MONDAYS NEED TO JUST JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF AND GO DIE!!!!!!!!
Preps	Light:Those stupid perky people I'm forced to share a Gym class with! They are generally air heads, they travel in packs and are much like a pride of lions. (A pride of lions? More like a gaggle of geese.) Wind: People. With. Lots. Of. Big. Unnecessary. Over Stuffed. Heavy. Purses. Thanks...you guys. Lightning:Over confidant retards who offer no support to the world at all. Light: I disagree! They make non-preps feel smart. Fire: Hahaha good point! You know whats funny now though. non preps rule the school now cause there are more of us than them. Light: Well, how many people are actually in band (over 150) and how many try out for cheer? Fire: not all preps are cheerleaders or try out for cheerleading
Mrs. Hyman's Exams	Wind: I think my brain died from that. (I'm still scared to go on to see what I'd make on that...oh god.) Water: Pure evil and impossible to pass Light: Shrugs Shoulders I didn't have to take it, but from what I heard it was impossible hard. Bri: Brain Explosion Lightning:I thought I was going to get a D or F, but I did O.K. Light: O.K.? Lightning:Yeah. My parents didn't kill me.
Presidential Addresses	Light: When El-Prezidente interrupts my favorite TV shows to tell me a bunch of bullshit I already know! Fire: I have never seen a presidential adress. Ever. Is that weird?
Picked up, being	Sensei: The act of someone causing you to be in your most vulnerable position for attack. Balance is essential when it comes to hand to hand combat, this throws your balance off. A lot. Light: I'll say one word, and I just need a 'yes' or 'no'... Elijah? Lightning:Who else. It is fun to kick him though. :) Light: True, I think the Empress does enjoy that. Fire: I have decided that it depends on who picks u up. Elijah is a HELL TO THE F****** NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Posers	Lightning:Stupid people that should just be themselves cause you make more people hate you. My sister is one, she tries to act preppy and goth.What the ****!!! Light: So that's what was wrong with her, I thought she was just slow! Fire: I want to know why some people just try to be someone their not! ? Why can't we just be ourselves? Why do people try to be someone their not? It is sooo much easier to be yourself. I just don't understand.

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Sneezing	Light: An unstoppable annoying bodily function that is also a surefire way to get yourself discovered on a stealth mission. Wind: When your heart stops for a second; when you are the most vulnerable (to the Devil, as they say). Fire: Oh my Dani really? Light: Truth be told, I think people would enjoy it more if it wasn't associated with being sick. Fire: well maybe when u sneeze u are trying to get rid of sickness? i really dont know i am just throwing something out there for everyone to think about. (no one got the oh my dani joke?)
You don't mess with the Zohan	Light: HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way to many sex jokes!!!!! I will NEVER watch that movie again! You couldn't pay me to see that movie again! Water: I mean, there weren't any GOOD sex jokes. It was all mindless humor. Light: True. Wind: WHO PICKED THAT?!?!?!?!?!?! !!!!!! THAT WAS A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD MONEY. That can be used to save wolves. And starving children in Africa. Light: Save the wolves, and starving Africans? Dani are you having a humanitarian moment? Wind: No, I'm always like this. It's part of the deal when I became God. Plus, I like wolves. :O Light: Wolves are pretty awesome. But is there an organization for that? I've heard of 'Save The Whales,' but never 'Save The Wolves.' We should start one! Wind: Believe me, there are MILLIONS of them. I'm in one. Fire: It was bad. Lightning: I didn't see it. Was it that bad?! Light: I think I speak for all of us when I saw that not even Empress Tay-Tay in her infinite wisdom could discover a word suitable for the level of bad this movie was. Fire: DAMN!!!!!!
Yorkie Terriers	Water: Dog my mom loves. I don't even consider them dogs, they are more rodent like than anything else. Lightning: Bouncing, Yapping Rats, nothing more to say.It bit me when I tried to pet it. Fire: That sucks
Sprained Ankles	Light: One of my least favorite injures! They don't so much harm you as make you slow, therefor easier to catch. Fire: Well they can hurt but your right it is just mostly uncomfortable.
Tomatoes	Light: I still haven't forgiven them, they made me make a 95% on a quiz in first grade! How was I suppose to know that they're are fruit!? We put them in the veggie draw! Quite being posers!! Fire: They have seeds. Vegetables don't.
Spelling	Why can't all words just be !? P.S. I know its spelled wrong! Lightning:I know! I suck at spelling.
Siblings (sisters)	Lightning:Whoever invented siblings should have their eyes torn out. Light: Same as the guy who came-up with homework. Fire: I actually like my brother. Your sister is just ! so it's not all siblings just her.
Twilight	Lightning:Vampires are ment to burn up in sunlight not go all glittery and glowy. Fire: Very true. if you're going to write a vampire novel make them real!

DOOMD's Likes

day_fire — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:52:05 CDT

Please note that we will add one everyday. In the color of the person that added it. If you are unsure of your color visit Symbols and use the color under your symbol. All visitors should use orange.

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Bunny	Light: Not just some random bunny, the Monty Python bunny! Go gnawing off someones head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cute	Light: The perfect way to disguise your true evil.
Apples	Water: Food of Shinigami. Light: Fuji! And I think crack should repace the word food. Bri: Ringo... Ah, Ryuk Lightning:Ringo!!! YAY!!!
Broccoli	Wind: My favorite vegetable. HOW CAN YOU GUYS NOT LIKE BROCCOLI?!!! Lunch, at my place, and you will experience the true, wonderful flavor of broccoli, done right. Fueled with the Chinese ingredients of homemade goodness! (That sounded like...an advertisement...somehow...xD) Water: I like broccoli :) Light: Good I like it with cheese! Ara: I love broccoli, but only the type my Mommy cooks... :D
Blizzard	Water: The empire's best gaming company ( along with Sony and Nintendo) Light: Nintendo is a funny word. :) Lightning: I know Blizzard is the best! It does Warrcraft 3!(What else, I have no idea)
Archery	Light: Always good if you have to go vampire hunting. Or you've become bored with using guns because it isn't challenging anymore. Water: And WHY would you be vampire hunting! Light: Be perfectly honest, you know that eventually a vampire is going to annoy you and I'm going to have to 'take care' of him/her/them. It's my job, you know that I will never be able to kill you Empress. But I wouldn't be a good assassin if I couldn't kill anything that you at some point would like me to kill. Lightning:I want archery lessons so much!
Cats	Light: I never said I wasn't stupid, I just said cats don't plan enough to be evil, they live in the moment. Bri: Oh, contrare. Cats are the masters of all things strategical. Just look at how they conned us! I mean, they sleep in our beds, eat our food, lay on our furniture, and are sheltered from rain, cold, heat, ect. Yet they give little affection, and people adore them as pets. That must have taken some major genius. Lightning:I know. By the way I helped the cats plan. Light: So they were just following orders? Lightning: Not quite. Most do but some have adapted the plan due to their intelligence.
Cafeteria Food	Light: Under normal circumstances I would say I hate it, but something so disgusting has to be EVIL!
Cell Phones	Light: The perfect way to disguise weapons!
Bri	Light: her name means broth!!! Fire: Are you serious? Light: Am I ever not serious on this site? Fire: Good point...

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Evil Plans	Light: How we are going to take over the world! Fire: If we just wing it, there is no need for an evil plan. They are perfered however.
Fanfiction.net	Light: A wonderful way to express your ideas and use mind control, without the knowledge of others. Water: What I'm thinking about while staring out the window. Light - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1482809/ Water - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1263781/ Fire - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187943/ Darkness - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1007221/
Gay people	Water: They fuel the energy for some of the best romances, fanfictions, and other stuff You could pick any two guys from ANYTHING and make a gay romance that makes sense. Really, try it :) (a member is considered to be one) What? who said that?!? Light: I know that was you Water! And I will come after you, just because I am suppose to protect you doesn't mean I might not slip and make one of your tridents (I only have one trident) hit you in the head (pointy side up). P.S. For those of you that didn't know I'm the only boy in the original six. And the only reason I'm in DOOMD is because they thought I was gay! They wanted a gay friend and someone coughjeromycough was taken. P.S.S. I'm also the one that started this with the rose-a-gram incident. Fire: Yeah that was really funny!!!! Dude most of friends are bi or completely gay. Lightning: Caleb was one of the original people too,wasn't he?! Go Yaoi! Light: Yes, but he quit... then started again. Fire: Awwness
Deviantart.com	Water: Perfect place to show off art work and make random friends :D Water:Emperess's dev art
Gaia	Lightning: It is a really fun site check it out. (still tyring to hack my sisters account) Eldest27 Presto7794 (Who doesnt get on anymore cause heonly ot one so I would shut up.) Dnite07 MeganHyuga PrincessGarnetAlexandria Zidane2244 Evol-chan (and yes I know I'm wearing pink, I'm cosplaying an OC...original character for those who don't know)
Team Gambino!	Wind: THE BEST TEAM ON GAIA!!! Gambino wins, Cuz it's the best, Gambino totally pwns the rest! Muahaha! SUCKERS. (Unless you're in Barton, the stupid team that's somehow winning right now. Must be the work of the naked angelic imps....>__>) Lightning:Durem is soooo much better. Fire: I agree with Lightning, Durem is the shiznit!
Eagle Eye!	Light: An amazing movie, that is here and NOT on the Hated list! Fire: That was a good one.
Frog Legs	Light: Delicious and nutritious! Fire: Excuse me? Frog legs? Really? Light: Yes really. Fire: Well thats not weird at all........ Light: It's not, there're quite good. Fire: okay then... to each his/her own, i guess

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Hugs!	Fire: One of the best things in the world! Light: An awesome way to assassinate a person! Water: Evil, pure, unadulterated EVIL (depends who its from CoughJodanCough). Wind: Yuck. Adult supervision advised. Light: More explain please. Wind:　Ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｐｈｙｓｉｃａｌ　ｃｏｎｔａｃｔ．．．Ｔｈａｔ　ｍｕｃｈ． Light: I feel sorry for anyone you date? Wind: What's with this long thing?!!! Oh, and Pres? It's not gonna happen. Fire: I like hugs. I cannot function without them. I would *DIE!!!* Lightning:Hugs are fun! (But not to be given to our empress!!!) Light: The last person I can recall hugging the Empress, we hit in the head with a heavy textbook. Fire: Wasn't that me? I don't remember.
Internet	Light: The perfect way to spread your evil! Example: This website. Wind: Ah...it's nice to be back. :> Light: Nice to have you back Dani! Fire: One of the Best things in the universe! Light: And if you're reading this then you have it to thank. Fire: I wonder who created the internet... Light: A combination of a bunch of collages. Fire: We should have a holiday for them though or we could give all credit to The Empress and celebrate another holiday honoring her. Light: There is DOOMD day. Fire: okay but i ment specifically for celebrating the invention of the internet
Jordan Berryhill	Water: See above XD Light: Ah... Fire: O.o Light: I think she means the three sections above. Fire: No I got that but still... we can out people on here?
July Seventh!	Light: My Birthday! Fire: w.o.w. Light: :P Fire: hahahaha
Now & Laters	Lightning: A chewier candy called crack by me and our leader. Light: A candy Bri has forbidden me from eating (she is my orthodontist after all)! Water: The best-est things ever... P.S. If you don't know what to get me as a gift for anything... Now & Laters work just fine!

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Manga/Anime	Wind: Better than drugs. Light: Awesome, storytelling with pictures! P.S. How do you know that Dani? Wind: Know what? Anime/manga or drugs? Light: Drugs. Wind: It's obvious. :P And I'm not telling. Light: Why? Bri: When you buy manga, there's no money left over for drugs. MANGA--MY ANTI-DRUG Fire: Well, you could read it on-line for free. Wind: ...
Phone	Ara: Now this isn't just any phone-- it is THE phone. THE phone is used to play pranks on unexacting losers and scare them. Then, you ask for money, and the losers will give it to you because talking on THE phone is extremely annoying. :D (and this was influenced by Dani and her dislike of talking on THE phone...) Light: An extremely easy way to wake people up at two in the morning. Wind: I hate phones. Especially THE Phone. Lightning:I am afraid to talk on the phone. Light: quizzical look Why? Lightning:No idea. Just am. Unlike my sister.rolls eyes
Potions	Light: Depending on which one you pick, you can... Kill slowly. Kill quickly. Cause immense pain. Cause hallucinations. Extract information. Immobilize a foe. Make them fall in 'love.' Drive them insane. Force then to do your bidding. Have a good laugh. Make them kill themselves. Heal. Cause sleeping. Ensnare the senses Wind: And a fun thing to throw at people. smashes one on Presto's head Light: recovers from blow to the head You are extremely mean, I would never do something like that suspicious eyes. smashes one on Dani's heads Hum... I think I'm dead when she wake up so... drinks random sleeping potion. Wind: -Smiles evilly- Haha, dummy. >:D I swapped your potions. Now you're madly in love with the first thing you see. Light: Hum... it doesn't feel like it's working... wait I feel something. DANI!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOVE please please I love you! Will you be mine!? Wind: Nuh-huh, notice I said "thing." Unfortunately, I'm not a "thing." -holds up a yaoi manga- But this is. MUAHAHAH! Light: For the recorded, Dani you are 'something' I'm not sure what , but your somethin all right. About the yaoi image- takes image takes sisores cuts part of yaoi image shows to group Yaoi to Yuri in ten seconds! snickers puts image in wallet Fire: Die in hell. Light: Already have, got boring so I came back. (Read Auditions in Things We Hate.) Fire: And how did you escape? I thought I had better security... nevermind...
Magic Tricks (Involving Pencils)	Light: An awesome movie! It makes you want to be evil!
Nathan	Fire: my new piece of personal property. =D

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Rain	Light: Oh... how I love the smell, and it can also be acidic! Water: Perfect place to hide... Gets rid of the sun (which blinds people). Fire: So you do hate me! Light: You two aren't allowed to kill each other! I'll have to clean up the mess! Fire: We can't kill each other because I can't kill our Empress. but comma however, she can kill me.
Yagami	Wind: A character in Death Note, which I've found out recently that his name says "I'm a gay" when spelled backwards. Water: O.o Wow.... That's awesome! How did you notice that?! Light: Why am I hear again? Oh... yes Evilness. Can you people stop being yaoi fan girls, for like two seconds!? Water: Yaoi is too fun to stop Wind: :3 Light: What the heck is that suppose to be? Lightning: I like Yaoi!! Water: Our little Kitty is growin up on us T_T Light: So... y'all have poisened the mind of yet another 'innocent' girl. Lightning:INNOCENT!!! Fire: Innocent? Kat? starts to laugh like a mad person Light: 'Like and mad person?' Fire: what u trying to say there Light? u know that i can take you.
Yidanism	Wind: The world-renown religion that all the D.O.O.M.D. members follow. Pronunciation guide will be added later.
World of Warcraft	Water: My life... sadly. It's more addicting than crack!
Yuri	Light: Some of the most fun stuff on fan fiction! P.S. If you three are going to be fan girls I'm going to say it. Water: Why yuri when you can yaoi! Wind: Well said. :D Even though I'm not a big yaoi fan. Light: I would like to point out that yaoi isn't in the Widget dictionary so... HA! P.s. I love you Dani!!!! Lightning:Yaoi is so much better.DUH I feel sorry for you Dani.
You Don't Mess With The Zohan	Light: HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way to many sex jokes!!!!! I will NEVER watch that movie again! You couldn't pay me to see that movie! Fire: Shouldn't this be in Things DOOMD Hates? Light: Nope... I put it in both! It's that bad!!!! Fire: That doesn't make sense... Light: And you're a meany face! sticks out tongue Water: She's not being a meanie face, she's being correct. Light: still has tongue out Well your a meanie face too! puts fingers in ears in a very immature manor Fire: Can we kill him? Light: You could, but then who would you make fun of? Wind: Your shadow. Light:: Touche. Fire: there u go!
Yaoi	Water: Yaoi = love Light: Love? That is a word I never thought i would hear you say, unless you were mocking someone. Fire: You know you like it! Light: If I did would I go... Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi YaoiYaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi YaoiYaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi YaoiYaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi. I, PRESTO, AM A HUGE YAOI FAN!!! Light: Under normal circumstances I would delete that and make it so that you couldn't do it again (remember I am the site owner I can block you). But I am madly in love with you Dani I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoiyaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi Wind: Unfortunately, Presto is weird in the head, but now he is better, knowing that the love of his life is a YAOI MANGA. Also, WHAT'S WITH THIS FORMAT?! Every thing's so sloooooooooooow. Light: I've been having problems with the format too. There are these giant gaps sometimes, I'm not sure why. Lightning:Yaoi is freaking awesome!! Fire: HELL YEAH!!!!!!
Whyz	Light: Whyz, Dani's personal website! Wind: Why thank you. It doesn't hurt to comment sometimes. :P
Valkyrie	Fire: Freaking. Awesome. Movie!
Sweeney Todd	Light: An amazing play involving cannibalism! Fire: I need to see that movie. I haven't seen it

The One Semester Love Songs

Presto7794 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:22:36 CDT

Music

Presto7794 — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:00:31 CDT

Hey guys it's Light again! SO... The Empress wanted a Theme song, and I though "Hey everyone loves music, so lets brainwash them!... I mean let them listen to some fun non-brainwashing music and have some fun!" Yep that's what I thought (the second one not the first one). So like I said we're going to put some music in this section, good music, not brainwashing music *shifty eyes.*
We'll put all sorts of music here, be it new, old, or even in between (I mean we all love the 80's). So ONWARD!

Theme Songs

Presto7794 — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:54:27 CDT

The Empire's theme song... why? BECAUSE THE EMPRESS SAYS SO!!! All who disagree will face the worst torture ever... BEING FORCED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND NOTHING BUT THIS SONG TILL THE END OF ETERNITY!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Evil Plan To Save The World

Presto7794 — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:11:37 CST

Light: This is a video I found on Google, and I feel that it is in the 'evil plan' spirit.

Plus I seem to be the only person here that is adding Evil Plans so... watch the video it's funny.

You don't need to know anything about Ouran High School Host Club to understand this video. Although it is a pretty good manga/anime, and should be read/watched.

Even better this video has to things Empress Tay-Tay can appreciate, Water Guns!! and an awesome brass section!

Facts

Presto7794 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:53:21 CST

The Person/Institution	Little known facts about said person.
Empress Tay-Tay	Empress Tay-Tay doesn't actually write Fan Fiction, the words assemble themselves out of fear. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Empress Tay-Tay can touch this. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Empress Tay-Tay has 72... and they're all poisonous. The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learn Empress Tay-Tay is. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Empress Tay-Tay's PC will crash.
Kitty Kat	Google won't search for Kitty Kat because it knows you don't find Kitty Kat, she finds you. Kitty Kat leads an army of every cat ever; all out to kill, seeking blood. All cats even your precious baby fluffy. 182,000 Americans die from Kitty Kat-related "accidents" every year. Kitty Kat can slam revolving doors. Kitty Kat built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to her door.
Fire	Fire doesn't bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. Fire doesn't believe in ravioli. She stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. Fire drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Fire in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Light	Light was once charged with attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Light does not "attempt" murder. Light has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in 50 states, Patricio, and Bermuda. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Light while he was on a mission, he protected his identity. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Light pajamas. One time, at band camp, Light ate a percussionist.
Dani	When Dani goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul. Dani's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Dani. Dani and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Dani qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. Dani can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Vicky	Vicky make onions Cry. Vicky's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Vicky will not take shit from anyone. Vicky cannot love, she can only not kill. When Vicky was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Vicky. Never. For every person Mother Nature kills, Vicky kills three, and leaves two soulless shells.
Bri	If you spell Bri wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Bri?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have a chance... however insignificant." Bri doesn't have a bank account. She just tells the bank how much she needs. Bri's tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried. Ever. Bri can speak braille. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Bri has breathed on.
D.O.O.M.D.	Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in a kindergarten class with a DOOMD member. The only time DOOMD was wrong was when it thought it had made a mistake. DOOMD once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from its autobiography. The word 'Kill' was invented by DOOMD. Other words were 'Die', 'Fear', and 'Torture,' and the phrase 'Are ya felling luck puke?'. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with DOOMD. Everyone in DOOMD died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell them. DOOMD actually built the stairway to heaven. Just to make sure that everyone knew that their was no place to hide. Crop circles are DOOMD's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. DOOMD hears it. DOOMD can hear everything. DOOMD can hear the shrieking terror in your soul. DOOMD has its own line at the DMV. To bad none of us can drive. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures DOOMD allows to live. DOOMD crossed the road. No one has ever dared question its motives. Guns don't kill people. DOOMD kills People. Love does not hurt. DOOMD does. Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from DOOMD. Not to be outdone, DOOMD invented the car accident. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask DOOMD for help. (We gave him a car.) DOOMD CAN believe it's not butter. DOOMD's credit cards have no limit. The reason for this is that the last credit card company to send DOOMD a bill suddenly went bankrupted. All the CEOs died in unexplained, and horrifically painful, 'accidents.' And the workers all either A) went broke B) lost everything they ever cared about or C) fled to some country in South America.

Thanks To Giff

Presto7794 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:47:30 CST

Objective: World Domination

Motive: Evil - It's our nature

Stage One: To begin my plan, we must first Assassinate a Famous Actor/Actress (Zohan!). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger? That is what they will say.

Stage Two: Next, we shall seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to us, begging to do our every bidding. The name of DOOMD will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser organizations whisper the name in terror.

Stage Three: Finally, we will Reveal to the World your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's (well most men, after all, DOOMD is not scared of anything) Comprehension. This will all be done from the Underground Secret Headquarters of DOOMD, an excellent choice if I might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect us as their new rulers.
Trust me, it'll all come together in the end.

This plan was created with the help of Giff, thanks Giff!

Bri: Would the CIA consider this plan terrorism?

Nope, they could only charge us with is treason (it pays to have a lawyer in the family) which is a felony so we can go to federal jail, the prisons are a lot nicer. But that is only if we fail, plus if we get to stage two, we can shutdown all electronics until the president gives us full pardons to any crimes we commit. In other word I've thought this all out. Stage one is just because the movie was horrible... and to be known. Another bonus is that the 'corporate suits' will have excellent defense attorneys. So we are untouchable legally, the only thing they can do to us is illegal, which is why step one is actually important. If the public knows we exist, they can't have us killed and our bodes dumped somewhere in the ocean.
So the only way that they could stop us after stage two, would be A) impeach the president or B) hire a third party to assassinate us.
'A' would do very little to stop because by the time the House agreed to impeach him, phase three would be in motion, making us unstoppable.
'B' is imposable because their are only three third party's that could stop us. First, would be the Assassins guild, I am a member therefor, they can not assassinate me. Second, is a terrorist organization, but no terrorist organization would help because A) we bought them off and B) they hate the US, and would rather see it under a new ruling party. The only other group that could stop us would be...*suspense*....someone on the inside of our group, and no one would do that because they will have a very high position in the 'new order,' plus we kill on site if you are proved to have or be in the act of committing treason against Empress Tay-Tay and her loyal followers. Either than those three groups there

isn't anyone who can stop us.

Lightning: Why can't we just kill all the actors from the Twilight movies instead of Zohan for part 1? Oh yeah, no extremely intelligent people would care.

Light: You are right, no one likes Adam anymore...

D.O.O.M.D. Home website

SensaiWolf — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:48:58 CST

Hello and welcome to the official website of the Dictatorial Overlords Of Mass Destruction, DOOMD for short.
The next couple of paragraphs are a little bit about DOOMD!

Our Mission
To control the world!

Our Ruler
Empress Tay-Tay the Supreme Grand Admiral, General, Colonel, Major, Captain, Lieutenant, Deity, Baroness, Queen, Lord, Duchess, President (the elections are rigged), El-Presidente (electionos el riggo), Dictator, Fuhrer, Deuce, Premier, Prime-Minister, Bishop, Archbishop, Pope, and extreme excellence, that rules over the seven galaxies with a spiteful iron fist of malice, malevolence, and hatred for all things good, fluffy, furry, downy, cute, delightful (in an non-tortuous way), adorable or in the least bit un-evil who is also the Sama of Lightning the magnificent Secretary of state, Light the assassin lord/bodyguard, Fire the richest person ever to grace the world with her presence, and numerous other minions, or in Earth's case slaves. This is NOT her excellency's full name but only a brief mummer of her name, her full name is used as a password as only The Original Six know it in all its complexity. If anyone else were to even try to comprehend it, their brains would explode and release brain juice all over the computer... and DOOMD does not want to be responsible for that, considering that we are trying to control you.

The Original Six
The first six members of DOOMD each has his/her own element which they control COMPLETELY. They are often referred to by their elemental names as a security measure. In addition to an element, each of the original six has a specific role that they play in the DOOMD committee, they are as follows:

Water - Empress Tay-Tay - Torture/ruler
Lightning - Kitty Kat - Second In Command
Fire- MegMeg - Finances
Light - Presto - Assassinations/Bodyguard
Wind - Dani - Inter-Galactic Relations/God
Darkness - Vicky - Evil Quota

The Original Six also have their own Symbols.

Other Members
Earth - Bri - Medic/Linguist
Sensai Wolf - Hand- to- Hand Combat Instructor
For more information about the members of DOOMD, see the Members page.

Gambaling

Presto7794 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:05:38 CDT

People Involved	Amount	The Wager	Winner	Loser
Presto Bri	1$	That I can read Jane Eye by my birthday party, July 5th.	Presto!!!	Bri
Presto Reptile	1$	As to whether Mohinder (Indian scientist from Heroes) is a spider, or a reptile.

This is where all gambling within the DOOMD community will be recorded. The winner and loser will also be exposed,so that the entire world may see.

Members

SensaiWolf — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:51:38 CDT

Empress Tay-Tay Creator of DOOMD, was in line for the Imperial Throne, but decided that to wait till her parents died was to long to wait, so she started the DOOMD Uprising. Now she IS the line to the Imperial Thrown.	Lightining An original member of DOOMD, the right hand woman of Empress Tay-Tay. Best remembered for her ruthless slaying of her sister during the DOOMD Uprising.	Fire Was third in line for the right to control the Imperial Treasury, until the DOOMD Uprising that is. She enjoys long walks on the beach and spending hours plotting on how to get more money.
Dani Was an ancient imperial warrior who died in battle, and was rejected by hell for being too cruel. She was reincarnated as an 'innocent' little girl, by the spirit of the wind (soon after the Wind spirit disappeared under very mysterious circumstances). Then, she went back to Hell and conquered it.	Light Was reviled as a childhood prodigy on the assassin home world, is the only original DOOMD member to receive control of his home world, in accordance to the Imperial Charter. All other planets were monarchs, the assassin world is a kill the king, you rule the planet world.	Darkness Nothing is known about her, other than that she was discovered on a research mission meant to discover what really is on the other side of a black hole, all members of that expedition, except for her, have died from the BLACK plague.
Sensai Wolf The best martial arts and hand- to- hand combat teacher ever known to the seven galaxies, one of the few leaders left from the P.D. (Pre DOOMD) Era, her age is unknown, and she appears in many forms, but always with a Wolf companion and her trusty staff.	Will your story be the next to appear on the Members page? Join DOOMD!	Bri The Medic and Linguist for DOOMD, she is the only person allowed to heal a DOOMD member, she is also the only doctor ABLE to heal a DOOMD member (hurt a DOOMD member, you don't live to tell the tale) because she heals on a not only a psychical level but also a psychological level, and she can usually do so without touching a patient.

Race Nicknames

Presto7794 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:04:15 CDT

Chinese	Cobra Striker
Japanese	Ninja
Irish	Drunken Potato Eating Bastard
Scottish	Kilt wearing Bastard
German	Nazi
British	Tea Drinking Bastards
French	Cheese Eating Cowards.
Spanish	Bull Chasing Conquistadors
Italy	Pasta making Mofia People
Switzerland	Neutral chocolate makers

We are not racist, in fact we fit under these categories. These are just our evil codewords for ethnic groups... Feel free to add more!

She is telling the truth, we started this as a joke against a member, and then we made one for each ethnicity we have in the group. If you are angry at us, blame the public school system, because if it wasn't for their crappy lunches, we wouldn't have had so much free time.

The Cool Corner

Winderful — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:00:09 CDT

Just the place you wanna be when you're down-right boooored. Updated mainly by Yidan, but other members could and should share interesting tidbits, games, or ANYTHING INTERESTING for the enjoyment of others.

Games:

The De-Animator , a cool game in which you get to kill zombehs.
Can you find the treasure?
Animal Splicer , awesome! Love how they turn out, muahaha!
Think you can beat it?

This one's for you, Taylor: Evil Overlord , I think the title explains itself. ;)

Test:

Your Color IQ, how good are you?
How much Caffeine will it take to kill you?

Interesting photos:

Unique, and funny shopping bags
Are they real or fake?
Cartoon Character's Bones
Nail Art
Stylish Gadgets
Woah.

LOL:

Funny High School Metaphors
Funny Site

Symbols

Presto7794 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:59:53 CDT

The symbol for Empress Tay-Tay.	The symbol for Lightning, the second in command.
The symbol for Darkness in charge of our evil quota.	The symbol for Light the bodyguard and assassin lord of the group.
The symbol of Fire our chief financial officer	The Symbol for Wind our Inter-Galactic Relations officer.

Funny, Yet Evil

Presto7794 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:06:53 CDT

Please note that DOOMD doesn't support school shootings, we prefer more... imaginative plots.

Earthquakes are more our style.

I am Light, and as was said in the e-mail you got when you joined I am the 'help desk,' I reserve the right to set you on fire at all times if you send me a stupid question.

Poke an Alligator I dare ya!

I sometimes wonder about the people that post these signs.

Now we can finally destroy Batman!!!
Muhaha!Muhaha!

Ah, yes. Gotta love this show. (water) If you don't love Higurashi No Naku Kuro Ni, You don't love D.O.O.M.D.

I've done it before

Unless, of course, it's DOOMD. :D
Yeah Pres, it's looking right at you. You better run, cause I'm going to let it out. >:D

Pres, you don wanna hurt innocent people, okay?
We said it in the likes, this is just proof!

Skinner's Evil Plan

Presto7794 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:48:18 CDT

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Evil Plans

Presto7794 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:36:36 CDT

This section is where the members of DOOMD (or just random people) will add our evil plans.

I, Light, would like to ask that If you do add something to this section add it in your color that way we can give credit where credit is due. Guests, if you add a page, please do so in orange.

DOOMD reserves the right to comment, edit, or delete any plans we find unsuitable or in any way un-evil, impossible, stupid, dumb, or just flat out uncreative. Keep it going and remember a cookie to anyone that writes an evil plan!

For those of you that have never created or even thought of How To Create An Evil Plan I will post a quide on how to do so.

There is also a Discussion about evil plans.

How to create an evil plan.

Presto7794 — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:37:52 CDT

This is an example, merely a way to show others how to create an evil plan. All good evil (hum... oxymoron) plans need two major things. One a purpose, and two a means. The former of the two is your goal, what you hope to accomplish. The means is how you plan to achieve your goal.

The purpose in all evil plans should be something evil (thats why we call them EVIL plans (duh)). It can be something as simple as destroying,say an arch nemeses or vegetables ( I will further that idea NO MORE BROCCOLI); it can also be as hard as conquering the world (or if your feeling really bold the galaxy). Either way a purpose is pretty straight forward, just so long as its EVIL (muhhaha evil laugh evil laugh lightning bolt ect.).

This is where it gets a little tougher... the means. Most evil 'geniuses' like to have step type plans, well in case you haven't noticed, they all FAIL! The easiest way to do this is the web type plans. This is where you start a chain of events that end with you completing your purpose, also known as the domino plan. One of the perks of this plan is that if you set it up correctly, and something goes wrong you can't be blamed! The only other type of plan that I find valuable is the influence plan. This is where you either put someone/yourself i a position of power then influence that person into completing your purpose yourself.

Well this has been light with 'How to create an evil plan.' I hope you enjoyed this so... so long farewell apeterzan adhu, keep plotting!

Ah, yes. Gotta love this show. (water) If you don't love Higurashi No Naku Kuro Ni, You don't love D.O.O.M.D.	I've done it before
Unless, of course, it's DOOMD. :D	Yeah Pres, it's looking right at you. You better run, cause I'm going to let it out. >:D
Pres, you don wanna hurt innocent people, okay?	We said it in the likes, this is just proof!